Thank Heaven I'm a Mom

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOM WHEN...

• You can't find your cellphone, so you ask your husband to call you, and you run around the house madly following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
• You spend an entire day in pajamas.
• Microwaved Popcorn becomes a food staple.
• Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
• You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.
• You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer and HE hangs up on YOU.
• Spit is your number one cleaning agent.
• You're up each night until 12MN vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, cleaning sheets...etc.
• You get up at 5:30am and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet you still manage to gain 10 pounds.
  
  
  
  
  
  THANK HEAVEN I'M A MOM!
  • Only Moms know that a child's growth isn't measured by height or years or grade. It's marked by the progression of "Mama" to "Mommy" to "Mom."
  • Only Moms can change a diaper, talk on the phone, start the laundry, and vacuum at the same time.
  • Only Moms have a magic right arm that allows them to reach anywhere in a car while driving!
  • Only Moms know how to instill fear just by using your full name.
  • Only Moms can tell if an article of clothing will fit their children just by looking at it, but still makes them try it on!